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Music League Archive

Jason

Submissions
118 total, 118 scored
Games
18
Votes cast
684 total
Points received
707

Traits

Notable picks

Submission history

New beginnings

Music Through the Decades

The Singularity

  • Wynona's Big Brown BeaverPrimus - Irreplaceable - #2 - 6 points - AI prompt: write me a song about a sexual euphemism, that might also just be a literal woodland animal, flanked with schizophrenic, hillbilly rock energy…
  • Eyes Without A FaceBilly Idol - Irreplaceable - #5 - 3 points - Billy’s sexy punk rocker vibe would be challenging to replicate. And then there’s the song title: would AI comprehend the lyrics referring to infidelity and the moral decay of society? Or write a literal song about faceless eyeballs?
  • Never Gonna Give You UpRick Astley - This is Fine - #3 - 4 points - The machines could never give us up.
  • What The Heck? (From "Earthworm Jim") - OriginalTallarico - This is Fine - #2 - 5 points - This 16-bit biddy comes from Earthworm Jim, a Sega Genesis classic from 1994. It stars an ordinary worm that finds a super suit and gains its powers. This song comes from a level where Jim goes to Hell (hence the intermittent screaming). There he battles demons, lawyers and the devil, who turns out to be a cat (of course). For the purpose of this prompt, the machine overlords begin our bedtime song with a sinister tune, Night on Bald Mountain, intending to give us nightmares. But then they realize, “Hey, maybe we should keep the humans calm and happy…to prevent any chance of a revolution.” So they abruptly stop the record, scramble for a replacement, and begin playing cheesy elevator music.
  • KashmirLondon Philharmonic Orchestra, Peter Scholes - John Henry - #5 - 3 points - This song translates epically into a symphony.
  • I Have NothingWhitney Houston - John Henry - #2 - 7 points - You can’t deny Whitney’s talent and amazing vocal range.
  • Language I: IntuitionThe Contortionist - Embiggened Language Model - #3 - 5 points - Thought provoking. Meditative. Metal?
  • Rosetta StonedTOOL - Embiggened Language Model - #2 - 6 points - Hold on to your butts. Lead singer Maynard bombards the chatbots with a flood of nonsense? Or is it a codex to defeat our overlords? For added insanity and a little context, first listen to Lost Keys (the track prior)
  • Jump - 2015 RemasterVan Halen - Man vs Machine - #2 - 7 points - A transitional song and album for VH, not only in its members (this being Roth’s last with the band) but also in sound, incorporating the keyboard & synthesizer. I mean, who doesn’t love a keyboard solo?? For added fun, first play the intro track “1984” before this.
  • Panama - 2015 RemasterVan Halen - Man vs Machine - #7 - 1 points - Raw, old school VH, ironically the next track after Jump.

Into the Void

Beginnings

Hey DJ!

  • FaithLimp Bizkit - Cover Me Badly - #4 - 10 points
  • Darling NikkiPrince - $@#?! - #8 - 5 points - Parental Advisory: Explicit Content. This song is the reason such labels were created. But nowadays I feel like we should be more open about the topics mentioned in this song.
  • (What A) Wonderful WorldSam Cooke - The Big Ask - #5 - 8 points - I would be in disguise at the school cafeteria lunch line, probably serving navy beans and sloppy joes. When the prom target arrives at my station, I serve them a dish with a message “U + ME 2 PROM?” spelled out using the beans. Then i remove my hairnet, fake mustache & mole
  • O･TA･KUラブリー伝説花冷え。 - Tongue Twists - #9 - 5 points - Destroy us wonderfully! I saw these ladies live a few years ago and they blew me away
  • I Like ItEnrique Iglesias, Pitbull - Guilty Pleasures - #4 - 8 points - Close all the car windows first. Then crank it up!

Change of Pace

Movie Music Magic

2024, we hardly knew you

Lady Chatterwhistle's Gossip-Drama League

SacramentoJam Vol 7 - Honorary Sacramentan Edition

SacramentoJam Vol 6 - Whoa

SacramentoJam Volume 5 - Mr. Wiffles' Catnip Jams

SacramentoJam Volume 4 -Alicorn Stardust

SacramentoJam Disk 3 - Hamster Edition

"Sacramen-toJam - Disk 2, hidden tracks - Halloween"

Sacramen-toeJam

Sacramen-toeJam

Vote scope

Votes given - Into the Void

Votes given - Into the Void
RecipientVotesPositiveNegativeNetAverageComments
amfish12356061.20
Brandon Nohara55051
Taylor Kayatta35051.67
arhumphrey-us44041
Christopher Long34041.33
lainey3eb34041.33
Zach54-130.60
Michael Sugar33031
Yorick33031
Emily Neubauer Sugar43-120.50
Purple Reign32020.67
Anthony Ng22021
Meredith 22021
faulkheather32-110.33
JDG31-2-1-0.33
Richelle Ashley32-110.33
lauryl111011

Votes received - Into the Void

Votes received - Into the Void
VoterVotesPositiveNegativeNetAverageComments
Brandon Nohara67071.17
amfish12356061.20
Yorick56061.20
arhumphrey-us44041
lainey3eb44041
Christopher Long34041.33
Meredith 33031
Purple Reign33031
Anthony Ng23031.50
Zach42020.50
  • Into the Void / Fairies Wear Boots - Despite the sacto connection, never got into this band. Apparently they are actually more successful with late GenZ than they were with millennials.
  • Into the Void / Spiral Architect - My dog did not like this. Or there was a deliveryman. Either way lots of barking. I appreciate the weirdness but maybe you cooked too hard for me this time
  • Into the Void / Wishing Well - No that's too many wishes! You're supposed to get like one or two, not fill out a whole wishlist. But this self deprecating song grew on me. And the dude definitely sounds like he needs the help
  • Into the Void / Sweet Leaf - Thought this was bout simping for camgirls or even SFW streamers until I confirmed the album year. Maybe they should require people to listen to this song instead of doing website age checks. Maynard will un-horny anybody.
faulkheather22021
JDG22021
lauryl122021
Emily Neubauer Sugar11011
Richelle Ashley10-1-1-1
Jason