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Music League Archive

Jason

Submissions
118 total, 118 scored
Games
18
Votes cast
684 total
Points received
707

Traits

Notable picks

Submission history

New beginnings

Music Through the Decades

The Singularity

  • Wynona's Big Brown BeaverPrimus - Irreplaceable - #2 - 6 points - AI prompt: write me a song about a sexual euphemism, that might also just be a literal woodland animal, flanked with schizophrenic, hillbilly rock energy…
  • Eyes Without A FaceBilly Idol - Irreplaceable - #5 - 3 points - Billy’s sexy punk rocker vibe would be challenging to replicate. And then there’s the song title: would AI comprehend the lyrics referring to infidelity and the moral decay of society? Or write a literal song about faceless eyeballs?
  • Never Gonna Give You UpRick Astley - This is Fine - #3 - 4 points - The machines could never give us up.
  • What The Heck? (From "Earthworm Jim") - OriginalTallarico - This is Fine - #2 - 5 points - This 16-bit biddy comes from Earthworm Jim, a Sega Genesis classic from 1994. It stars an ordinary worm that finds a super suit and gains its powers. This song comes from a level where Jim goes to Hell (hence the intermittent screaming). There he battles demons, lawyers and the devil, who turns out to be a cat (of course). For the purpose of this prompt, the machine overlords begin our bedtime song with a sinister tune, Night on Bald Mountain, intending to give us nightmares. But then they realize, “Hey, maybe we should keep the humans calm and happy…to prevent any chance of a revolution.” So they abruptly stop the record, scramble for a replacement, and begin playing cheesy elevator music.
  • KashmirLondon Philharmonic Orchestra, Peter Scholes - John Henry - #5 - 3 points - This song translates epically into a symphony.
  • I Have NothingWhitney Houston - John Henry - #2 - 7 points - You can’t deny Whitney’s talent and amazing vocal range.
  • Language I: IntuitionThe Contortionist - Embiggened Language Model - #3 - 5 points - Thought provoking. Meditative. Metal?
  • Rosetta StonedTOOL - Embiggened Language Model - #2 - 6 points - Hold on to your butts. Lead singer Maynard bombards the chatbots with a flood of nonsense? Or is it a codex to defeat our overlords? For added insanity and a little context, first listen to Lost Keys (the track prior)
  • Jump - 2015 RemasterVan Halen - Man vs Machine - #2 - 7 points - A transitional song and album for VH, not only in its members (this being Roth’s last with the band) but also in sound, incorporating the keyboard & synthesizer. I mean, who doesn’t love a keyboard solo?? For added fun, first play the intro track “1984” before this.
  • Panama - 2015 RemasterVan Halen - Man vs Machine - #7 - 1 points - Raw, old school VH, ironically the next track after Jump.

Into the Void

Beginnings

Hey DJ!

  • FaithLimp Bizkit - Cover Me Badly - #4 - 10 points
  • Darling NikkiPrince - $@#?! - #8 - 5 points - Parental Advisory: Explicit Content. This song is the reason such labels were created. But nowadays I feel like we should be more open about the topics mentioned in this song.
  • (What A) Wonderful WorldSam Cooke - The Big Ask - #5 - 8 points - I would be in disguise at the school cafeteria lunch line, probably serving navy beans and sloppy joes. When the prom target arrives at my station, I serve them a dish with a message “U + ME 2 PROM?” spelled out using the beans. Then i remove my hairnet, fake mustache & mole
  • O･TA･KUラブリー伝説花冷え。 - Tongue Twists - #9 - 5 points - Destroy us wonderfully! I saw these ladies live a few years ago and they blew me away
  • I Like ItEnrique Iglesias, Pitbull - Guilty Pleasures - #4 - 8 points - Close all the car windows first. Then crank it up!

Change of Pace

Movie Music Magic

2024, we hardly knew you

Lady Chatterwhistle's Gossip-Drama League

SacramentoJam Vol 7 - Honorary Sacramentan Edition

SacramentoJam Vol 6 - Whoa

SacramentoJam Volume 5 - Mr. Wiffles' Catnip Jams

SacramentoJam Volume 4 -Alicorn Stardust

SacramentoJam Disk 3 - Hamster Edition

"Sacramen-toJam - Disk 2, hidden tracks - Halloween"

Sacramen-toeJam

Sacramen-toeJam

Vote scope

Votes given - Sacramen-toeJam

Votes given - Sacramen-toeJam
RecipientVotesPositiveNegativeNetAverageComments
Happy Lucky5130132.60
etnlnight5100102
lainey3eb59091.80
Yorick59091.80
Zach34-131
Michael Sugar41-3-2-0.50
Emily Neubauer Sugar22021

Votes received - Sacramen-toeJam

Votes received - Sacramen-toeJam
VoterVotesPositiveNegativeNetAverageComments
Happy Lucky89-181
etnlnight78081.14
lainey3eb68081.33
Michael Sugar46061.50
Zach84-130.38
  • Sacramen-toeJam / You're So Vain - Totally forgot about this song. Good but pretty dated in that early 00's way. The best of the "You have a huge ego, and you suck" songs this round.
  • Sacramen-toeJam / You're So Vain - This is more like an A Star is Born song than a You're So Vain song, so I put my downvote here.
  • Sacramen-toeJam / I Want It All - A bit too long, but I respect it. I heard they have songs about wizards and fairies? And young Ozzy was actually hot instead of looking like a ghoul?
  • Sacramen-toeJam / I Want It All - I liked this song more after repeated listens, and MJ singing about groupies is about as bizarre as Kanye in the last round talking about self-awareness.
  • Sacramen-toeJam / Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay - (1/10 laziness) On a good day, Ice Cube: * Got grub on * Hit switch and made car's ass drop * Played basketball (no triple double or fucking around today) * Hit showers * Ran the intersection * Played dice and watched Yo! MTV Raps * Pulled out the jammy and killed the punani * .. more, that's only 2/3 of the song so far I like the song and will probably put it in my song rotation, but can't give it more because Ice Cube is an extremely busy man who probably needs a personal assistant.
  • Sacramen-toeJam / Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay - (?/10) Whoa * Whoa This was a tough no-points decision but I think the lyrics are kind of inconsistent with the theme, even if the music is very on point.
  • Sacramen-toeJam / I Want to Love You - I love and hate 80s nonsense songs ("Safety Dance"). Why this one narrowly avoided a downvote: I like the Oompa-Loompa on the album cover art.
  • Sacramen-toeJam / I Want to Love You - I will be surprised if this is not by Emma. I never resonated much with Heart, unfortunately. Another case of "I *should* like this, but...".
Yorick75-230.43
Emily Neubauer Sugar33-120.67
Jason