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Not Horny Enough

Songs that would be improved, or questionably "improved" if the title or title lyrics had the word "horny" in it. (add or replace a word) For example, Robbie Williams is enthusiastic about "Horny Angels" watching his every move. And it would be a real bummer if MJ called his song "Don't Stop 'Til You Get Horny".

Mar 26, 2025

Playlist

Highlights

Winner
arhumphrey-us with 19 points
Scoring
17 scored submissions imported

Submissions

  1. Don't Worry Be HappyBobby McFerrinSubmitted by arhumphrey-us
    T119 pointsReturning

    Don't Worry Be Horny

  2. Forever YoungRod StewartSubmitted by Richelle Ashley
    T119 pointsFirst-time

    Replace Young

  3. From the lost Joshua Tree demo tapes, I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Horny For

  4. I'm Still StandingElton JohnSubmitted by amfish123
    T314 pointsFirst-time

    I’m Still Horny!

  5. Show Me the Meaning of Being LonelyBackstreet BoysSubmitted by Zach
    T314 pointsFirst-time

    Is this the feeling I need to walk with? 😳

  6. Sweet CarolineNeil DiamondSubmitted by faulkheather
    T412 pointsFirst-time

    Horny Caroline

  7. Crazy On YouHeartSubmitted by Anthony Ng
    T412 pointsReturning

    Let me go crazy (horny) on you

  8. Good Vibrations - Remastered 2001The Beach BoysSubmitted by Jason
    T412 pointsFirst-time

    Horny Vibrations. I think that’s what the Boys really had in mind. I mean come on: “She’s giving me the excitations…”

  9. Stayin AliveBee GeesSubmitted by Christopher Long
    #511 pointsFirst-time

    “Stayin’ Horny”. If the shoe fits…

  10. T610 pointsFirst-time

    Horny-shaped box or Horny Box if heart-shaped is one word. Perhaps “Trapped inside your horny box for weeks” flows better, but either works.

  11. Happy - From "Despicable Me 2"Pharrell WilliamsSubmitted by Brandon Nohara
    T610 pointsReturning

    Change happy to horny

  12. Want You BadThe OffspringSubmitted by Taylor Kayatta
    #77 pointsFirst-time

    Want You Horny

  13. Let's Get It OnMarvin GayeSubmitted by JDG
    #84 pointsFirst-time

    This is one of those songs that get you in the mood and should have been titled “So Horny”!

  14. T93 pointsReturning

    My horny heart will go on.

  15. Love HurtsNazarethSubmitted by Purple Reign
    T93 pointsFirst-time

    Horny hurts

  16. Me So Horny2 LIVE CREWSubmitted by Yorick
    T102 pointsReturning

    No substitution necessary!

  17. MessyLola YoungSubmitted by lauryl1
    T102 pointsFirst-time
Not Horny Enough