Jason
- Submissions
- 118 total, 118 scored
- Games
- 18
- Votes cast
- 684 total
- Points received
- 707
Traits
- Consistent finisheraverageFinishPercentile 0.26384985417263546 (<= 0.4); scoredSubmissionCount 118 (>= 4)
- Voting twin with Olaf SchoemanvotingSimilarity 0.8996469021204839 (>= 0.7); sharedVoteCount 11 (>= 10) - Olaf Schoeman
Notable picks
- Best pick - Sacramen-toeJam9 pointsSafe And Sound by Capital Cities - Horn-y - #1
- Toughest finish - Sacramen-toeJam1 pointsI'll Be Home For Christmas (If Only In My Dreams) - Remastered 1999 by Frank Sinatra - Haven't seen you in a while - #7
- Best pick - 2024, we hardly knew you9 pointsSomebody's Watching Me by Rockwell - Who was that again? - #2
- Toughest finish - 2024, we hardly knew you2 pointsYawn by Nick Dorian - Smaller is Better - #9
- Best pick - Movie Music Magic13 pointsA Town with an Ocean View by Joe Hisaishi - Favorite original song from an animated movie - #3
- Toughest finish - Movie Music Magic5 pointsIf You Were Here by Thompson Twins - Favorite song used in a romantic moment in a movie - #11
- Best pick - Change of Pace13 pointsFaith - Remastered by George Michael - Old Enough! はじめてのおつかい - #3
- Toughest finish - Change of Pace1 pointsEvery Time I Close My Eyes (with Kenny G) by Babyface, Kenny G - Horn-y - #11
- Best pick - Hey DJ!10 pointsFaith by Limp Bizkit - Cover Me Badly - #4
- Toughest finish - Hey DJ!5 pointsO･TA･KUラブリー伝説 by 花冷え。 - Tongue Twists - #9
- Best pick - Beginnings13 pointsFootsteps in the Dark, Pts. 1 & 2 by The Isley Brothers - Original - #2
- Toughest finish - Beginnings7 pointsElderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town - Remastered by Pearl Jam - Beginnings - #7
- Best pick - Into the Void12 pointsI Wish by Skee-Lo - Wishing Well - #2
- Toughest finish - Into the Void4 pointsFor the World (feat. James Fauntleroy) by The Internet, James Fauntleroy - N.I.B. - #9
- Best pick - The Singularity7 pointsI Have Nothing by Whitney Houston - John Henry - #2
- Toughest finish - The Singularity1 pointsPanama - 2015 Remaster by Van Halen - Man vs Machine - #7
- Best pick - Music Through the Decades9 pointsA Couple Minutes by Olivia Dean - Time Traveler's Choice - #3
- Toughest finish - Music Through the Decades2 pointsMercyful Fate by Metallica - The 1990s: The Basement Tapes - #6
- Best pick - New beginnings14 pointsOrion (Remastered) by Metallica - Instrumental - #1
- Toughest finish - New beginnings3 pointsBullet Time Battery Acid Mix by Danny Elfman - Rediscovered - #7
- Best pick - Sacramen-toeJam7 pointsDirty Diana - 2012 Remaster by Michael Jackson - I Want It All - #3
- Toughest finish - Sacramen-toeJam2 pointsWar Pigs / Luke's Wall - 2012 - Remaster by Black Sabbath - I Want It All - #8
- Best pick - "Sacramen-toJam - Disk 2, hidden tracks - Halloween"6 pointsSeason of the Witch by Donovan - Tricks and Treats - #1
- Best pick - SacramentoJam Disk 3 - Hamster Edition9 pointsPeaches by The Presidents Of The United States Of America - Hungry for more - #3
- Toughest finish - SacramentoJam Disk 3 - Hamster Edition4 pointsHappy Birthday, Lisa by The Simpsons - Happy Birthday! - #7
- Best pick - SacramentoJam Volume 4 -Alicorn Stardust6 pointsMain Title "Somewhere in My Memory" (From "Home Alone" Soundtrack) by John Williams - But Wait—There’s Myrrh - #2
- Toughest finish - SacramentoJam Volume 4 -Alicorn Stardust2 pointsBlack Dog - Remaster by Led Zeppelin - Back to Basics: School of Rock 101 - #6
- Best pick - SacramentoJam Volume 5 - Mr. Wiffles' Catnip Jams6 pointsHelter Skelter - Remastered 2009 by The Beatles - We're going HARD! - #2
- Toughest finish - SacramentoJam Volume 5 - Mr. Wiffles' Catnip Jams1 pointsYou Are the Pan - (From "Hook" Soundtrack) by John Williams - Let's go to the movies! - #8
- Best pick - SacramentoJam Vol 6 - Whoa9 pointsLove And Marriage by Frank Sinatra - Bachelor Nanny TV (Soldier of illusion, Documentary Now) - #1
- Toughest finish - SacramentoJam Vol 6 - Whoa2 pointsThank U by Alanis Morissette - Beach Mismatch. Are your choices Kenenough! (Barbie) - #8
- Best pick - SacramentoJam Vol 7 - Honorary Sacramentan Edition9 pointsDancing In the Dark by Bruce Springsteen - Childhood nostalgia - #1
- Toughest finish - SacramentoJam Vol 7 - Honorary Sacramentan Edition-2 pointsDu hast by Rammstein - Words don't matter - #7
- Best pick - Lady Chatterwhistle's Gossip-Drama League9 pointsEvery Day Is Exactly The Same by Nine Inch Nails - Bedroom Experiment (The Scientist's Tale) - #2
- Toughest finish - Lady Chatterwhistle's Gossip-Drama League5 pointsHeaven Knows I'm Miserable Now - 2011 Remaster by The Smiths - Bad Habit (the Nun's Tale) - #5
Submission history
New beginnings
- Orion (Remastered)Metallica - Instrumental - #1 - 14 points
- (I Got Spurs That) Jingle, Jangle, JingleKay Kyser & His Orchestra - This isn't me - #5 - 10 points - This is the oldest song in my library, nothing else even comes close (1942). And probably the only western/country song I like. Credit to Fallout: New Vegas for bringing us together.
- Bullet Time Battery Acid MixDanny Elfman - Rediscovered - #7 - 3 points - Theme music from the 2025 cartoon series Bullet Time. If the cartoon wasn’t strange enough, adding Elfman takes it to a whole new level. It’s amazing how much Elfman’s music has influenced my entire life.
Music Through the Decades
- Show You The WayThundercat, Michael McDonald, Kenny Loggins - The Lost Decade - #5 - 5 points - I don’t like many songs from this decade (2010s), save for fun ones like this gem. I probably could’ve used this in the last round with its throwback cameos. Extra kudos if you can guess where the 16-bit sound effect comes from at the very end…
- A Couple MinutesOlivia Dean - Time Traveler's Choice - #3 - 9 points
- Dos OruguitasSebastian Yatra - The 2020s: Soundtrack to the End (or Beginning) - #6 - 6 points - A song about two lovers who must embrace change and go their separate ways. Although seemingly sad, the song gives hope that they will someday reunite. I found this message poignant in a time where people are being separated from their loved ones and communities.
- Party Rock AnthemLMFAO, Lauren Bennett, GoonRock - The 2010s: Internet Aesthetics - #3 - 8 points
- Try AgainAaliyah - The 2000s: Guilty Pleasure or Secret Genius? - #5 - 6 points - I typically dislikes songs with cliché lyrics. But this one grew on me.
- Mercyful FateMetallica - The 1990s: The Basement Tapes - #6 - 2 points - This banger never saw the radio waves, probably because it’s too long. But what a great medley of Mercyful Fate (the band) songs. This was also awesome to play on Guitar Hero: Metallica
The Singularity
- Wynona's Big Brown BeaverPrimus - Irreplaceable - #2 - 6 points - AI prompt: write me a song about a sexual euphemism, that might also just be a literal woodland animal, flanked with schizophrenic, hillbilly rock energy…
- Eyes Without A FaceBilly Idol - Irreplaceable - #5 - 3 points - Billy’s sexy punk rocker vibe would be challenging to replicate. And then there’s the song title: would AI comprehend the lyrics referring to infidelity and the moral decay of society? Or write a literal song about faceless eyeballs?
- Never Gonna Give You UpRick Astley - This is Fine - #3 - 4 points - The machines could never give us up.
- What The Heck? (From "Earthworm Jim") - OriginalTallarico - This is Fine - #2 - 5 points - This 16-bit biddy comes from Earthworm Jim, a Sega Genesis classic from 1994. It stars an ordinary worm that finds a super suit and gains its powers. This song comes from a level where Jim goes to Hell (hence the intermittent screaming). There he battles demons, lawyers and the devil, who turns out to be a cat (of course). For the purpose of this prompt, the machine overlords begin our bedtime song with a sinister tune, Night on Bald Mountain, intending to give us nightmares. But then they realize, “Hey, maybe we should keep the humans calm and happy…to prevent any chance of a revolution.” So they abruptly stop the record, scramble for a replacement, and begin playing cheesy elevator music.
- KashmirLondon Philharmonic Orchestra, Peter Scholes - John Henry - #5 - 3 points - This song translates epically into a symphony.
- I Have NothingWhitney Houston - John Henry - #2 - 7 points - You can’t deny Whitney’s talent and amazing vocal range.
- Language I: IntuitionThe Contortionist - Embiggened Language Model - #3 - 5 points - Thought provoking. Meditative. Metal?
- Rosetta StonedTOOL - Embiggened Language Model - #2 - 6 points - Hold on to your butts. Lead singer Maynard bombards the chatbots with a flood of nonsense? Or is it a codex to defeat our overlords? For added insanity and a little context, first listen to Lost Keys (the track prior)
- Jump - 2015 RemasterVan Halen - Man vs Machine - #2 - 7 points - A transitional song and album for VH, not only in its members (this being Roth’s last with the band) but also in sound, incorporating the keyboard & synthesizer. I mean, who doesn’t love a keyboard solo?? For added fun, first play the intro track “1984” before this.
- Panama - 2015 RemasterVan Halen - Man vs Machine - #7 - 1 points - Raw, old school VH, ironically the next track after Jump.
Into the Void
- MagdalenaA Perfect Circle - Sweet Leaf - #5 - 9 points
- I WishSkee-Lo - Wishing Well - #2 - 12 points - all he really wants is to start a family!
- Holy DiverKillswitch Engage - Neon Knights - #7 - 7 points
- By FireHiatus Kaiyote - Spiral Architect - #6 - 8 points - This song fits the “deeper with every listen” for me. As well as layered and intricate
- Change (In the House of Flies)Deftones - Fairies Wear Boots - #5 - 8 points
- For the World (feat. James Fauntleroy)The Internet, James Fauntleroy - N.I.B. - #9 - 4 points - A deadly infatuation
Beginnings
- WaterfallsTLC - If At First You Don't Succeed - #2 - 11 points - Off their 2nd album. Does anybody even remember their first??
- Footsteps in the Dark, Pts. 1 & 2The Isley Brothers - Original - #2 - 13 points - It was a good day when Ice Cube sampled this slick beat
- Feel It All AroundWashed Out - Summer Starts - #3 - 9 points - chill vibes for a hot, relaxing summer
- Elderly Woman Behind the Counter in a Small Town - RemasteredPearl Jam - Beginnings - #7 - 7 points
- Mr. JonesCounting Crows - Debut - #6 - 9 points
Hey DJ!
- FaithLimp Bizkit - Cover Me Badly - #4 - 10 points
- Darling NikkiPrince - $@#?! - #8 - 5 points - Parental Advisory: Explicit Content. This song is the reason such labels were created. But nowadays I feel like we should be more open about the topics mentioned in this song.
- (What A) Wonderful WorldSam Cooke - The Big Ask - #5 - 8 points - I would be in disguise at the school cafeteria lunch line, probably serving navy beans and sloppy joes. When the prom target arrives at my station, I serve them a dish with a message “U + ME 2 PROM?” spelled out using the beans. Then i remove my hairnet, fake mustache & mole
- O･TA･KUラブリー伝説花冷え。 - Tongue Twists - #9 - 5 points - Destroy us wonderfully! I saw these ladies live a few years ago and they blew me away
- I Like ItEnrique Iglesias, Pitbull - Guilty Pleasures - #4 - 8 points - Close all the car windows first. Then crank it up!
Change of Pace
- How Many More Times - 1993 RemasterLed Zeppelin - Stop, Wait a Minute - #7 - 7 points - Look for the pause at the 3:40 mark. It starts out heavy and fast, grinds to a halt in a haze before whirling back up again. best enjoyed loud and a little under the influence…
- If I Ever Lose My Faith In YouSting - Better-than-Okay Boomer - #3 - 12 points - From Roxanne in ‘78 to this hit in ‘93
- Good Vibrations - Remastered 2001The Beach Boys - Not Horny Enough - #4 - 12 points - Horny Vibrations. I think that’s what the Boys really had in mind. I mean come on: “She’s giving me the excitations…”
- Every Time I Close My Eyes (with Kenny G)Babyface, Kenny G - Horn-y - #11 - 1 points - Babyface. Mariah. And…Kenny G? Yes please!
- Faith - RemasteredGeorge Michael - Old Enough! はじめてのおつかい - #3 - 13 points - I do love me some Wham! But what a great debut song/album from George.
- Sour GirlStone Temple Pilots - Good Riddance but also I Need You Back - #5 - 10 points
Movie Music Magic
- Somebody to LoveJefferson Airplane - Favorite song sung by a character in a non animated movie - #6 - 10 points - The Cable Guy. That karaoke scene. “I’m convinced Jim Carrey is a cartoon character that somehow found a way to become a real person.” -random YouTuber. Here’s that scene: https://youtu.be/XNc9phYujWY?si=ZCW4e7BZqAdk3-MS
- The Power PlantDon Davis - Favorite background score to a dramatic moment - #5 - 8 points - The Matrix. Neo awakens from his pod
- If You Were HereThompson Twins - Favorite song used in a romantic moment in a movie - #11 - 5 points - Sixteen Candles. Such a cute ending. The father’s approving expression is priceless. And I love Samantha quietly yelling, “THIS is the boy!”
- Magic DanceDavid Bowie - Favorite song from a non-animated movie musical - #5 - 10 points - Labyrinth
- Hip To Be SquareHuey Lewis & The News - Thriller - a song from a movie that gives you the chills - #4 - 10 points - American Psycho. When Bateman kills Allen
- A Town with an Ocean ViewJoe Hisaishi - Favorite original song from an animated movie - #3 - 13 points - A young witch, now on her own, catches the first glimpse of her future home—a picturesque seaside town off in the distance, full of possibility. Cue the music
- Whistle StopRoger Miller - Favorite movie title song/theme song - #9 - 6 points - From Disney’s Robin Hood. Forget Costner—this Disney fox is my prince of thieves.
2024, we hardly knew you
- This Will Be Our YearThe Zombies - Welcome 2025 - #4 - 8 points
- YawnNick Dorian - Smaller is Better - #9 - 2 points -
- This ChristmasDonny Hathaway - The holidays are here. - #4 - 8 points
- Lights (2024 Remaster)Journey - Where was that again? - #7 - 4 points
- Somebody's Watching MeRockwell - Who was that again? - #2 - 9 points
- EspressoSabrina Carpenter - Best of 2024 - #6 - 7 points
Lady Chatterwhistle's Gossip-Drama League
- Partners in Crime, Pt. 2The Internet - Drama, Actually... and Tease (Epilogue and Cliffhanger) - #5 - 5 points - The Nun and Assassin make an unlikely pairing, traveling time and “saving” lost souls. However the Time Police are now hot on their trail. With the duo cornered at the very edge of time and space, they fly off into the void hand in hand.
- Heaven Knows I'm Miserable Now - 2011 RemasterThe Smiths - Bad Habit (the Nun's Tale) - #5 - 5 points - As children the two were inseparable. But as the years go by, the Nuns patience for her sister assassin has tested their relationship. Can the nun save the Queens soul?
- Relax (Come Fighting)Frankie Goes To Hollywood - Bondage and Duty (the Queen's Tale) - #5 - 7 points - The Queen is hesitant to complete her final kill, looking for inspiration not to do it…
- Every Day Is Exactly The SameNine Inch Nails - Bedroom Experiment (The Scientist's Tale) - #2 - 9 points - Martin countlessly travels time to find his lost love. However each time he appears he is inevitably confronted by the Assassin, hellbent on killing him. Lost in this endless loop of trial and error (and near death), he is on the verge of giving up…
- Careless WhisperGeorge Michael - Grasping and Heaving (Story Goals) - #5 - 6 points - One last mission. One more kill. Only this time it’s hitting close to home. The final target: our heroines love interest! The seductress assassin has no choice but to complete the mission, or else face a similar fate. Her sorrow and guilt is matched only by her rage and disgust for The Employer. Tonight she must say goodbye…and goodnight…to her lover. Tomorrow the hunt begins for the head honcho.
- I Want to Know What Love IsAmason - Throbbing Attraction (Character) - #3 - 5 points - A foreigner, searching for a place to call home. A hopeless romantic, looking for love in all the wrong places. Maybe the London’s West End will be different…
- Santa MonicaEverclear - Play Submission (Setting) - #3 - 6 points - Misplaced escapism?
SacramentoJam Vol 7 - Honorary Sacramentan Edition
- Any Colour You LikePink Floyd - No vocals needed - #5 - 4 points - This song is best enjoyed when you’re relaxed and under the influence…
- The Ecstasy of GoldEnnio Morricone, Metallica - No vocals needed - #3 - 6 points - Fun Metallica fact: every live show opens with a movie clip, that being the scene from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly that features Ennio’s Ecstasy of Gold.
- Dancing In the DarkBruce Springsteen - Childhood nostalgia - #1 - 9 points - From my dad
- Is This LoveBob Marley & The Wailers - Childhood nostalgia - #4 - 5 points - From my mum. I feel like this was on repeat every weekend at the house
- I Gotta FeelingBlack Eyed Peas - Party picks - #2 - 9 points
- Time of Our LivesPitbull, Ne-Yo - Party picks - #8 - 3 points
- Du hastRammstein - Words don't matter - #7 - -2 points - A foreign metal classic
- Senza un perchéNada - Words don't matter - #5 - 3 points - I loved this song from an episode of the Young Pope.
SacramentoJam Vol 6 - Whoa
- Love And MarriageFrank Sinatra - Bachelor Nanny TV (Soldier of illusion, Documentary Now) - #1 - 9 points - While certainly not airable nowadays, Married with Children was, for better or worse, comedic gold. And this Sinatra song might suit Bachelor Nanny well
- With A Little Help From My FriendsJoe Cocker - Bachelor Nanny TV (Soldier of illusion, Documentary Now) - #3 - 7 points - Winnie Cooper gets my final rose on Bachelor Nanny
- I SwearAll-4-One - Country Cover (Beyonce) - #3 - 5 points
- Always on My Mind - 2003 RemasterPet Shop Boys - Country Cover (Beyonce) - #5 - 3 points
- 3 LibrasA Perfect Circle - Beach Mismatch. Are your choices Kenenough! (Barbie) - #7 - 3 points
- Thank UAlanis Morissette - Beach Mismatch. Are your choices Kenenough! (Barbie) - #8 - 2 points
- How Do I Make You Love Me?The Weeknd - Sacré Bleu! A day in the life of Michel(Gilmore Girls) - #4 - 5 points
- Big Time SensualityBjörk - Sacré Bleu! A day in the life of Michel(Gilmore Girls) - #4 - 5 points
SacramentoJam Volume 5 - Mr. Wiffles' Catnip Jams
- Burning Down The HouseTom Jones, The Cardigans - Cover me! - #6 - 3 points
- Do You BelieveDeftones - Cover me! - #8 - 1 points
- You Are the Pan - (From "Hook" Soundtrack)John Williams - Let's go to the movies! - #8 - 1 points - THAT was a great game.
- The Harshest Place on EarthAlex Wurman - Let's go to the movies! - #7 - 2 points - A beautiful story of love and sacrifice. We can all learn a thing or two from these flightless birds
- Paranoid AndroidRadiohead - Say what now? - #4 - 4 points
- Plush - 2017 RemasterStone Temple Pilots - Say what now? - #3 - 6 points
- JambiTOOL - We're going HARD! - #3 - 4 points - I offer this to Yorick, in hopes that it pleases thee
- Helter Skelter - Remastered 2009The Beatles - We're going HARD! - #2 - 6 points
SacramentoJam Volume 4 -Alicorn Stardust
- CandyMandy Moore - Guilty Pleasures - #6 - 2 points
- LadyStyx - Guilty Pleasures - #6 - 2 points
- What's This?Danny Elfman - But Wait—There’s Myrrh - #2 - 6 points
- Main Title "Somewhere in My Memory" (From "Home Alone" Soundtrack)John Williams - But Wait—There’s Myrrh - #2 - 6 points
- Saturdays (feat. HAIM)Twin Shadow, HAIM - I Love You, Man? - #5 - 3 points
- California SoulMarlena Shaw - I Love You, Man? - #5 - 3 points
- Here Comes The Sun - Remastered 2009The Beatles - Back to Basics: School of Rock 101 - #3 - 5 points
- Black Dog - RemasterLed Zeppelin - Back to Basics: School of Rock 101 - #6 - 2 points
SacramentoJam Disk 3 - Hamster Edition
- Happy Birthday, LisaThe Simpsons - Happy Birthday! - #7 - 4 points
- Birthday - Remastered 2009The Beatles - Happy Birthday! - #4 - 7 points
- PeachesThe Presidents Of The United States Of America - Hungry for more - #3 - 9 points
- The Candy Man - From "Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory" SoundtrackAubrey Woods - Hungry for more - #6 - 6 points
- Opposites AttractPaula Abdul - It takes two - #2 - 8 points
- (I've Had) The Time Of My Life - From "Dirty Dancing" SoundtrackBill Medley, Jennifer Warnes - It takes two - #3 - 7 points
- Moonage Daydream - 2012 RemasterDavid Bowie - I have a dream! - #5 - 6 points - Ziggy Stardust is born in this psychedelic space fantasy!
- Ants MarchingDave Matthews Band - I have a dream! - #6 - 5 points - Break away from monotony and live a little
"Sacramen-toJam - Disk 2, hidden tracks - Halloween"
- Season of the WitchDonovan - Tricks and Treats - #1 - 6 points - Happy Psychedelic Halloween!
Sacramen-toeJam
- AloneHeart - I Want to Love You - #5 - 7 points
- Sussudio - 2016 RemasterPhil Collins - I Want to Love You - #7 - 4 points
- Amber311 - Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay - #6 - 3 points
- It Was A Good DayIce Cube - Sittin' on the Dock of the Bay - #6 - 3 points
- Dirty Diana - 2012 RemasterMichael Jackson - I Want It All - #3 - 7 points
- War Pigs / Luke's Wall - 2012 - RemasterBlack Sabbath - I Want It All - #8 - 2 points
- Don't You Want MeThe Human League - You're So Vain - #3 - 7 points - You know you do…
- MegalomaniacIncubus - You're So Vain - #5 - 5 points
Sacramen-toeJam
- Good Times RollThe Cars - Next! - #7 - 2 points - Let’s keep this going!
- TeardropMassive Attack, Elizabeth Fraser - Next! - #5 - 4 points - A song for those looking for comfort and the light at the end of the tunnel
- Safe And SoundCapital Cities - Horn-y - #1 - 9 points
- Let's Dance - 2018 RemasterDavid Bowie - Horn-y - #2 - 7 points
- NightswimmingR.E.M. - Back in time - #6 - 2 points
- Return to Pooh CornerKenny Loggins - Back in time - #3 - 6 points
- Mama, I'm Coming HomeOzzy Osbourne - Haven't seen you in a while - #3 - 7 points - If this doesn’t win then I hate you all. Including Elaine. Jk…
- I'll Be Home For Christmas (If Only In My Dreams) - Remastered 1999Frank Sinatra - Haven't seen you in a while - #7 - 1 points
Vote scope
Votes given - "Sacramen-toJam - Disk 2, hidden tracks - Halloween"
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| Yorick | 1 | 2 | 2 | |
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Votes received - "Sacramen-toJam - Disk 2, hidden tracks - Halloween"
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| Michael Sugar | 1 | 2 | 2 |
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| Zach | 1 | 1 | 1 |
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